Becka, 22
Seattle, WA
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Though seemingly sweet and shy, never judge a book by its’ cover. With Becka, your first impression of her is most likely the opposite of who she really is. The oldest of five, Becka has always strived for perfection. To say she’s a workaholic would be an understatement. Her mother was addicted to crystal meth and left the family for an illegal immigrant named Jorge whom she met at the motel that she was currently working at. | |
| Becka was twelve when her mother left, and has helped her father, who has polio, take care of her three younger brothers and younger sister. An overachiever at heart, Becka has attended Harvard for the last four years and plans to intern as a journalist for the NY Times in 2009. Her goal for life is to write several books and articles about how the American media is destroying not only our society, but in truth, the entire world. Her motto is: If you can afford to get more than three hours of sleep per night, you’re a lazy bum who doesn’t deserve to live. In the simplest of terms, Becka is a neurotic bitch. | ||
What made you decide to audition for Housemates?
To prove how idiotic reality TV shows are
Before coming on Housemates, what was a normal day like for you?
My average day consisted of waking up at 5am, running to the gym, coming home to shower at 7am which would then be followed up by a protein shake and an hour of studying my vocabulary. Then I would generally write my daily motivational letter to myself which consisted of my past accomplishments and future goals. I spend three hours a day studying the American media, reality TV shows.Then I would have another protein shake, a salad and fruit plate for dessert. Sometimes if I’m feeling sinful, I’ll call my super secret boy toy Ignacio.
What do you do in your spare time? What do you aspire to be?
In my spare time I enjoy writing hostile letter to our current idiotic president and government demanding that they change the way that our country works. Essentially I would like to be president. I think it’s highly possible, and I am well on my way. I’ve already begun building up my campaign. Now I just need a support system…I mean I don’t NEED it. I can do this all on my own, but seeing as our dumb country ruled out Tyrany, I’m going to need votes. Alternately I’d love to become insanely famous and rich and fly to France so that I can kidnap Johnny Depp for my own and make him my sex slave…I’ve said to much. Scratch that last bit.
What’s the best thing about you? What’s the worst thing about you?
The best thing about me is my work ethic. I work harder than a 5 cent prostitute. Even though I am willing to do anything for success including whore myself out, but let’s keep that on the dl. There is nothing bad about me. Just the fact that I am not yet president.
Favorite:
Movie: Fuck
Song: This
TV Show: Goddamn
Color: Useless
State Capital: Bullshit
What’s your stripper name (middle name + home state)? Ethel Washington
What was your biggest concern about living with nine strangers?
That I would grow sick and tired of them and kill them all off instead
How long did it take you to get used to the cameras?
I don’t mind cameras. I’ve made one or two “home videos” in my time
What were your first impressions of the other housemates?
Andy: gayer than Jack from Will + Grace
Crunch: pothead
Eric: douchebag
Kat: crazy bitch
Kristin: whore
Lavender: fucking worthless hippie
Matt: head up his ass. All the time.
Nicki: I wanted to kill her as soon as she opened her mouth. It took a lot of will power to restrain myself.
Sufjan: I wanted to frame him for Nicki’s death.
Describe your Housemates experience in three words: Hook, Line, Sinker